In the last few weeks, we have been asked where we registered our wedding. Typically places like Dillard’s and Target (or “Check the Website” from Dietrich) would be the expected reply, but from us, the answer is “nowhere.”
You see, we have been together for a while now, and have acquired more than all we need (although Liz says we need another Vacuum, so that’s one thing I guess.) So, instead of going through with a registry, we decided that we would not register anywhere and ask only for donations towards our Honeymoon. We understand that some people will be averse to this, so if you are opposed to giving cash or would rather help out with the Vaccuum, Amazon.com gift cards are welcome. Of course, if you are really generous, you could check out our Gifts page for some suggestions in that department, but we are realists and that page, honestly, was made as a joke.
So please, save your time and avoid the stores. If you would like to paypal a donation over, please feel free below.
Thank you for your understanding, and we look forward to seeing you June 2.
While we fully realize that 99% of you who attend will behave like civilized adults. However, we know that some people will insist on acting like children or otherwise like complete asses. Let it be known that this will not be tolerated. We actively encourage every attendee who witnesses drama, misbehavior, or other nonsense to capture it on video and immediately upload it to YouTube with the tag #DLWedding. It will then be spread as quickly as possible to the offenders social circles, if known, so that they may see what an idiot you are. Oh, and by the way, after the video is uploaded, you will be asked to leave. Please respect our us by living up to our expectations.